No Hablo E Duestch?

Reason #1 that you are glad you are not with me and also why I should not be alone!

In a club in Amsterdam on Thursday night. Go to the WC (bathroom) and am washing my hands when a woman starts speaking Deustch to me. My response you ask?

"No Hablo E Deustch" (and yes I am spelling Deustch right...)at least there is that.

?!???? That doesn't even start to make sense. No Hablo E Deustch??????